This chicken is damn funny!(!!!!!) HAHA OMG I wna buy for Kyubi! :D
Went to help out @ the Project Hunt, thanks to Alan (: Saw JunKhee I MEAN EDMUND HAHA there! My brother's sec sch classmate! :) So coincidental!!! haha.
Cousins! That's Alan at the back! :)
Too tall alr = = Cabbed to our respective touchpoints, (ours @ Clarke Quay). After giving out all of the envelopes to the contestants, we cabbed to BAR NONE! (:
IMP & ANNA!!!! :D Freeflow of coke & tiger beer! Tiger beer tastes like crap to the max @_____@ Played guessing finger Lol. Alan & Imp were DAMN RED DAMN RED DAMN RED.
Emcee for the day! He's a comedian lol. But the things he say are v :/ For e.g
1) MC: *points to a couple* Are yall married? Guy: Yup! MC: *turns to guy* Good thing is that you can file for a divorce in Singapore. I pity you, your wife looks like this. The whole pub laughed but the lady didnt :/ So mean right! Lol. But he did say he was joking after that.
2) MC: I wna measure the size of your cock but the measuring tape is in my mouth. -Crowd laughs- Don't worry it's nothing sexual it's just a blowjob. WTH HAHAHA (@&$*@)
3) MC: Yall know, god is always fair. If you have a nice face, *points downwards* Small down there. If you have an ugly face, big down there. Everyone laughed till~~ hahahahaha Then he pointed t one guy and said, I know you have a big cock :D
*(&*@(@&*% LOL. I think aft the whole thing end he's going to sleep in the hospital x_x
Tiger Beer hamper :D Her face was wayyyyy redder than this! I've never seen a redder face I swear haha.
Red hot chilli pig! SHE VOMITED AND.. FAINTED! @______@
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Nor lah LOL. While she was vommiting at the toilet, I went out to tell Ad& Rich to go off first. When Nicky & I went back, we found her at the corner of the floor LOL x_x We couldn't go home cus we're afraid Mum wld be home :/ Rested for close to half an hour & her face wasnt red alr :)
She got really high, kept singing waaaah (*@$(*@) LOL.
OKAY, HAPPY TANGYUAN DAY TO ALL! Super excited I'm gg to make them soooooon :)